小幽默：两个超级大笨贼

Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said，"I hear sirens. Jump！"

The second one said，"But we're on the 13 th floor！"

The first one screamed back，"This is no time to be superstitious！"

　

两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西。第一个说："我听到警报响了，快跳吧！"

第二个说："但是我们现在在第13层啊！"第一个尖叫着回敬他："都什么时候了，还这么迷信！"